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At Giggle Time we Love to make people laugh!

Here are some funny jokes for kids - enjoy

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?

A: Another year older!

Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Q: What goes up and down but does not move?

A: Stairs

Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?

A: Write on!

Q: Why was the computer cold?

A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?

A: In their mousepads

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?

A: Lots of memory!

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

A: I think I'm coming down with something!

Q: Why are A’s like flowers?

A: Because bee’s come after them!

Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?

A: Half a worm.

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?

A: (Moo-dy!)

Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?

A: Sunbeams!

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?

A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?

A: What's up Bud.

Q: How did the barber win the race?

A: He knew a short cut.

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs.

Q: When should you buy a bird?

A: When it’s going cheep!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Q: What goes up when rain comes down?

A: An umbrella!

Q: What has hands but can not clap?

A: A clock

Q: What can you catch but not throw?

A: A cold.

Q: How does an eskimo stick his house together?

A: With igloo!

Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?

A. When he catches a fly!

Q: What did the elephant wish for on his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts

Q: What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for his birthday?

A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Q: Where would you learn to make ice cream?

A: At sundae school.

Q: What is the left side of a birthday cake?

A: The side that's not eaten.